Friday, April 22, 2016

Lots of Thoughts on "You're Beautiful" Eps 1-5



    If this doesn't' seem to make sense... well that's ok x"D I just had to get it out at the time, cause I thought I was gonna go crazy.
 First of all, if it were me… and I actually went through with the whole “pose as my brother” bit, I’d do my best to not First of look like a girl! That’s my main problem with most of these gender bending shows: its so obvious that these “guys” are actually “girls”. (Although, now a days, one could probably get away with it because of all the LGBT stuff. You’d have to take their word for what they identify as. ) But that’s not what I’m talking about. Like I said in my ep 1 commentary, I’d do everything I could so seriously look like a dude: loose weight, put on muscle, walk like a dude, talk like a dude (which I pretty much already do), never do anything cute, or anything that makes me look weak (vulnerability, for relateablity with the fans, but not weak), and make get some fake facial hair XD Then again, Asians don’t really do facial hair, especially when they’re younger. But still, it’d help, ya know. And honestly, just acting like an actual dude, would have saved this girl from sooooo many problems! (Granted… I’m still at ep 2 when I’m writing this part… but still… so much has already happened.) And I know she was raised by nuns and stuff, so maybe she doesn’t know how guys are, but I’d study up! I wouldn’t do this gig half- way, ya know. Plus, I’d think it would be so cool, like an undercover spy :D I can hear the Mission Impossible theme playing now!!
Ok, episode 3, this gurl be up on top of a truck… (don’t get me started) and she gets f-ing stuck up there cause the driver is such a dumb-a that he can’t see her in plain f-ing sight *angry emoji* and so she up on the f-ing truck and screaming at the dude who is running behind the truck (how fast is this truck going??)  to save her… *sigh* First of all, I wouldn’t have gotten into the situation in the first place, and second, I’m a freaking  ninja. I’d have been off the truck in half a second. But even if I did get stuck up there, I’d have not done what she did. She jumped off like she was gonna pencil dive into a swimming pool. -_- So not parkour worthy. And the dude, somehow would catch her? Are you serious? What kinda dumb ish is that? Not realistic at all… *sigh* I just… I just… it’s a major pet peeve when things are dumb for the sake of it.  
     Ok, at the end of ep 3, gurl be searching for a ring in the water… first of all… dumb-a… anyway, the dude actually had the ring, he never threw it in and he reveals this. If I had been searching all day and all night and most of the morning for a ring, in the cold  water I’d be HELLA F-ING PISSED at the dude. However, I don’t know exactly what I’d do, but I’d do something quite terrible to him. At the very least I’d force him to give me food and take me out and ish. Like Holy crap!!! Omg, lets see what she does. … … … … She…hugged…him… *giant exasperated sigh* And then later in the ep, she has to change clothes and they’re all, “change in the mens locker room”, and she’s all freaking out, but its like, “Just change in a freaking stall! Mens rooms have stall too, so say you need to take a s—t and just change in the stall! I’m debating on whether or not this is actually evening out… the dumb parts are really annoying -_- Speaking of which, another one directly follows it… *sigh*
     Its Ep 4 now and I feel like the funny is about to happy more and more often. Im hoping and praying anyway!!!! >_< Ok, there is a funny bit now… but still… so not realistic -_-  I’m a regular sleeper, and when I was young I used to sleep through earthquakes, but now I wake up for a lot f things and… man, if someone moves me as much as main dude moved the girl, I’d totally wake up *sigh*. I just keep telling myself “its for the funnies; its for the funnies”. Oh great… more stupidness…  Like seriously, this girl, has nooooo common sense and I want to slap her. Oh. My. Goodness. Not to mention she is so obviously a girl AAARRRGGGG. And She pretty much only thinks of herself. She’s all “I might leave the band soon because I’ll find my mother”. WTF? First of all, you started because you were filling in for your brother, you’re gonna mess up his opportunities if you leave, because you are him. And second, how selfish is it to become famous for a few weeks, just to find your long lost mother, and then quit? Are you even serious? I’m--- I can’t – UGH! Now… I’m literally laughing at how the end, its supposed to be sad or whatever, but I’m busting up XD
     Episode 5 here and the girl goes to the bathroom in this fancy pants restaurant cause she spilt juice on her wig -_- and she sees the dude in the bathroom having an allergic reaction to one piece of shrimp he happened to eat -_- Don’t people with allergies know what their allergy looks like? Anyway, dude runs away (why??) and girl chases after him but leaves the other band member that really likes her at the restaurant. And later she calls other guy on a pay phone (who still has a pay phone anymore?) and all she says is “I’m sorry, Shinwoo. Taekyoung is sick and I have to be with him.” -_- Clearly he’s going to misunderstand that! I would have quickly explained the situation like, “Yo! I went to the bathroom to wash the wig and Taekyoung was there! And I was like WOAH! What you doing at the same restaurant? What a koinkidink? But then he ran out and I wanted to make sure he was ok, cause he didn’t look to hot, so I followed him and how he’s stopped and I found a pay phone, cause I forgot my phone, and luckily I even found a pay phone, let alone remembered your number and yeah. Wanna come help? We’re at this location.” Like seriously? Just… ugh -_-  Currently another annoying thing happening… and I’m trying to… just let it pass… let it pass…

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